What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 09:53
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why is our generation so unhappy?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
How do I become mentally strong?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
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A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd